sixpenceee
kryptonot:

sixpenceee:

A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.
At around 11:20, she was drowsy, so she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed. She walked to his room and saw that he wasn’t there. She then ran over to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand.
Relieved, she picked her phone back up from his hand to inspect it. Browsing through it, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc., but then she opened up her saved pictures. She began deleting the pictures he had taken, until only one new picture remained.
When she first saw it, she was in disbelief. It was her son sleeping on her bed, but the picture was taken by someone else above him… and it showed the left half of an elderly woman’s face. 


SHIT SON

kryptonot:

sixpenceee:

A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.

At around 11:20, she was drowsy, so she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed. She walked to his room and saw that he wasn’t there. She then ran over to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand.

Relieved, she picked her phone back up from his hand to inspect it. Browsing through it, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc., but then she opened up her saved pictures. She began deleting the pictures he had taken, until only one new picture remained.

When she first saw it, she was in disbelief. It was her son sleeping on her bed, but the picture was taken by someone else above him… and it showed the left half of an elderly woman’s face. 

SHIT SON

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honeymuff:

justthetenth:

YOU CAN SHIP CHARACTERS SEXUALLY BUT NOT ROMANTICALLY

YOU CAN SHIP CHARACTERS ROMANTICALLY BUT NOT SEXUALLY

YOU CAN SHIP CHARACTERS ROMANTICALLY AND SEXUALLY

YOU CAN SHIP CHARACTERS COMPLETELY PLATONICALLY

YOU CAN SHIP CANON SHIPS, GAY OR STRAIGHT OR OTHER

YOU CAN SHIP NON-CANON SHIPS, GAY OR STRAIGHT OR OTHER

YOU CAN SHIP NON-CANON THREESOMES, GAY OR STRAIGHT OR OTHER

YOU CAN SHIP WHAT YOU WANT TO SHIP

STOP SHAMING FANS FOR THE THINGS THEY SHIP

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fataleflare:

weloveshortvideos:

Kitty fart

Vine by Cersei

I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY

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outlaw-monarch:

allthingshyper:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

you can put this device on any surface and it will actually type. like. this is a hologram. a HOLOGRAM. I CAN TYPE WITH A HOLOGRAM NOW.

its sold by Brookstone and fucking damn it is the most fascinating thing i have seen in my life so far holy god

Wait wait wait is this like a you hook it up to a computer and type on the light and then words?

yup. simple bluetooth hookup and boom. you’re done. you can now type on your desk with a hologram to send texts, make notes, do literally anything a keyboard can do.

Woah. Woah. WOAH

It’s sold by ThinkGeek too! But it is quite expensive

every day we get closer to Tony Stark